Posted by jolt3500 on March 2, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Frances Farmer – "Aura Lea"
As Lotta Morgan, woman of ill-repute, Frances Farmer stops patrons of lemaire's bar dead in their tracks whenever she sings "Aura Lea"… As the blackbird in the spring, 'Neath the willow tree, Sat and piped, I heard him sing, Singing "Aura Lea": "Aura Lea, Aura Lea, Take my golden ring! Love [...]
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Posted by jolt3500 on July 22, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Here’s Kodak’s teaser video for their new product. We’re not sure what it is, since the video’s laced with so much profanity, but here’s what we think the transcript actually says.
Steve: Are we…are we on?
Woman: Mmmhmmm, we’re on.
Steve: Um… *shrug* Hey everybody! It’s Steve Garfield from Steve Garfield dot com, and we’re in [...]
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Posted by jolt3500 on July 21, 2009 · Leave a Comment
We know, Europeans, we know. Despite the fact that you typically get your hands on sexy new Nokia handsets well before we do, the recent announcement of the AT&T-bound Nokia Surge made you insane with jealousy. How could your precious Nokia drop such a gem in the US and ignore Europe completely? Well you can [...]
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Posted by jolt3500 on July 9, 2009 · Leave a Comment
A few months ago I was touring Nokia’s headquarters in Espoo when I espied the Nokia N79 Active Edition. Announced around CES time, this phone combo included a heart-rate monitor and sports armband along with special software to record your distance, heart-rate, and route for each workout. The software includes a full complement of statistics [...]
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